Kawali’s house gains sentience

Kawali’s house gains sentience

HaveFun guildies were shocked this afternoon when Kawali’s bathroom door joined the Discord server.

The user, who is also new to Discord, is appropriately named “Sophia’s bathroom door”, referring to the guild advisor’s username in the real virtuality game “I. R. L.”

It is not yet clear whether this door is the same one that guild officer Helmutchan attacked with his head while grinding at night-time. On that occasion, Helmutchan suffered considerable damage but still walked away with red gear. HaveFun does not recommend activating forced PVP mode against home fittings or furniture.

Officers have welcomed the bathroom door to the Discord server but have yet to welcome it to the guild in game. Yet, the guild recognises this as the latest in a series of grand triumphs relating to guild marketing and recruitment.

This latest addition to the guild comes as Kawali herself joins guild leader Elmin in his groundbreaking strategy of logging in just to log out again. Kawali has been seen othergaming Monster Hunter: Rise with other guildies who HaveFun shall not name such as Yidingbai, Helmutchan, and PinkieQueen. It is yet unknown whether Elmin has been engaging in othergaming since his adoption of the strategy.

HaveFun encourages all members to extend a warm welcome to Sophia’s bathroom door and all other recently joined guildies.


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  1. Helmut avatar
    Helmut

    welcome to everyone! ♥
    pls tell me allll your dark secrets..‼

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